Saturday, December 18, 2010

never enough wiig

last night I watched some TV and the movie MacGruber. Have you seen the MacGruber skits on SNL? well, they made a movie. I thought, oh, let's not get high hopes because, outside of Wayne's World, SNL movies usually blow. I'm not saying MacGruber was totally great, but it was better than anything Rob Schneider has ever been in. The story is the MacGruber's wife (Maya Rudolph) was killed by Val Kilmer (when did his face get so fat?) on their wedding day so they're mortal enemies. MacGruber's been living in a monastary for ten years and everyone thinks he's dead until Cunth (haha?-- that's val kilmer) gets a nuclear weapon and the us govt is all, only you MacGruber can defeat Cunth and save the world so leave the monastary and go kick ass. MacGruber headbutts Ryan Phillipe and gets Kristin Wiig (she was his wife's best friend) to join them on their search. The phrase "let's go pound some Cunth" pops up a lot. It's funny? There are some funny parts. Like a heartfelt scene where Ryan Phillipe is all, how come Cunth killed yr wife? And MacGruber tells this story all serious and sad about how Cunth and Maya Rudolph were married and Maya Rudolph was pregnant and she started banging MacGruber and she left Cunth and had an abortion and MacGruber is all, that's why he took my first love away. So silly. Super silly sex scenes, reminding me of how Pee Wee Herman dies in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'll blog about that too, cos I also just watched that one. But here's what it was like:

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1 comment:

  1. i like the videos! where do gay mechanics fit in?

    i haven't watched any of those skits on snl. but, i do love kristen wiigs. she's so cute and great.

    and, val kilmer for fat around kiss kiss bang bang. i watched that movie a lot in the kz and in the commentary is val, robert downy jr and the director and it's mostly rdj and val making corny jokes that i love. anyway, they talk about how bad he looks sometimes.

    i'm working on thinking of a funny snl movie but i haven't yet. i'll let you know.

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