the famous people are out there

there are some great celebrities in the x-files.
-a young, skinny jack black is in one about a boy who can conjure lightning and kill people, and that boy is played by giovanni ribisi. jack black works in a video arcade. giovanni ribisi is creepy, bitter and jack black's best friend. nothing works out and people die, but it made the 90s seems simpler and cool. like, video arcades weren't quaint, they just existed. the xfiles is making me nostalgic.
-a fake-goofy-toothed luke wilson is in one about a vampire. he has really goofy fake teeth and he's kind of a hick. there's a vampire in town and mulder has stabbed him so he has to report to the bureau because of the violence or whatever. as usual, he and scully completely disagree about the existence of the weird, which in this case is the vampire. there's a pizza delivery boy played by the red-headed kid in the sandlot. now that was a movie with a big dog and lots of vomit. anyway, scully and mulder tell their own versions of the story. in mulder's version, scully is bratty, demanding and condescending while in his he is calm and understanding and submissive. in scully's version, mulder is like a psyched little kid and she is exhausted. it's funny.
-fake cher. there's a monster in town. oh, the guy who plays j peterman on seinfeld is in this one too. it's black and white. the monster impregnants women. he really loves cher. he looks a little like eric roberts in mask, but scary, so he thinks cher is so awesome for being a better parent than his parents. at the end, the monster is at a cher concert but you only see her from the back and it all looks pretty fake.
-i wish i could remember more, but i can't right now.