Sunday, January 31, 2010

porn on the big screen

so, i sent you the description of the autobiography of a flea and from that i thought it would have sex in it, but not serious fucking and close ups of the act. and, this adorable kid gave an intro and he mentioned X rated, but not adult film or porn. but, it totally had those things and plenty of it. i've never watched a porn in such a public setting. i don't know why people would do that. i was turned on, but couldn't do anything about it.

so, the plot is a a flea narrating his adventures on a girl. this girl starts with sex with someone her age, gets caught by a priest who decides the mother mary wants her to make up for her sins by having sex with him and two fellow fathers. one of the fathers is john holmes, who i've heard of but never seen. he does have a big dick, but is a horrible actor. then, the priest tells her uncle, who needs to have sex with her, but by now she likes it. she's walking through a field and gets attacked kind of by a father/son rape/masturbation team. then, she and priest trick this father to have sex with his daughter, then she has sex with him to make him feel better, then he has sex with his daughter knowingly and then he dies from excitement after watching four people do it.

andrea pointed out that it just kept going further. like, what could be worst then being raped by your uncle? oh, getting raped by a father/son team? what could be worst then having sex unknowingly with your daughter? having sex with her knowingly.

but, it was really funny. it had some awesome lines and costumes and like i said, john fucking holmes, king of seventies porn. if all the graphic, boring penis in vaginis had been cut out, it would have been better in that setting.

oh, and the three priest were hot with soft, curly hair and skinny, muscular bodies, which was nice because they were naked a lot.

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